A woman called 999 to ask police to rescue a goose because it had 'lost its friends' and looked 'hungry' in Manchester.
The caller dialled the emergency number to tell officers she had spotted the lonely bird wandering around Blackley Cemetery, reports the Manchester Evening News.
She said she feared the goose was in danger as it didn't have any companions and looked like it needed feeding.
The woman didn't leave her name but was told the goose's welfare was not a police matter and the call was not an appropriate use of the 999 number.
She was also advised to call the RSPCA if she believed the bird was injured.
A GMP North Manchester division spokesman said such calls were a drain on police resources.
"Hoax calls are a misuse of the system and put the people who are in need of urgent assistance from the emergency services at risk," he said.